Friday, June 26, 2009

I'd really like to know

. . . why some women feel the need to wear flesh-colored clothing?*

I just saw a lady wearing a top that made it look like she was sitting in the waiting room naked. (I debated saying something about the fact that she was also overweight because I couldn't decide if it was relevant to the story. I tried saying she was just "a little overweight," deleted it and said "slightly heavy-set," realized both of those were lies, and so decided it wasn't relevant anyway and I just wouldn't say anything at all).

*Please note: I did not feel an urge to say something to her about her outfit choice, which I think is a very important tidbit. I do feel that it's okay to send out a random comment to the world about it, though. Mostly because the level of inappropriateness was right on par with what I was saying about National Boob Day** (NBD is, of course, the exception to the rule about commenting on what people are wearing). Not sure if I'm kidding myself or justifying hypocrisy here--hopefully neither.

**To my knowledge, there is no such thing as National Boob Day. I'm using it as a facetious, obviously kidding, example. I've done no research, and refuse to. If it turns out later that there really IS a National Boob Day, and that people go around topless to celebrate it, why . . . I just don't know how I'm going to react to that. Go out and celebrate, I suppose.

Talk about eating my shirt, har har.


Aveo said...

I reall like your blog. I love how you have your "story", its a bit like how I hope my blog will be formatted as soon as I can figure out how. I'm going to follow your blog, if you'd like, you can follow mine. I'm also a would-be writer.

GreenLava said...

..and get this I've read somewhere, there is a National Cleavage Day...oh my :)
BTW nice layout, I use the same layout too.

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