Friday, April 23, 2010

An encounter with a spider

I sent the following text message to my husband after my morning commute. I think it pretty much sums everything up:

BIG ASS FUCKING HAIRY SPIDER IN THE CAR DANGLING RIGHT NEXT TO ME FROM THE CEILING GOING 73 MPH I ALMOST WRECKED OHMYGODOHMYGOD SCREAMED LIKE A HORROR MOVIE COULDN'T FIND IT HAD TO DRIVE 15 MINUTES WONDERING WHERE THE HELL IT WAS OHMYGODOHMYGOD IT WAS ONE OF THOSE HAIRY JUMPERS I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE I HATE BUGS I HATE SPIDERS I HATE OHIO OHMYGOD NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY AT ALL

1 comment:

Darci said...

This is FANTASTIC! I loved the story and I could totally feel every emotion. Great Blog!

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