Dear Former Follower #60,
I'm sorry I had to block you, but your picture was shockingly inappropriate for my tame little blog. I like to write about my pets, I rant about grammar . . . now and then I'll post some feedback on a Current Event. Nakedness just doesn't go, if you know what I mean.
Don't get me wrong. I'm all about Shock Effect, and I love the unexpected just as much as the next guy. Who'da thought Winnie Cooper (that's me) would ever get a tattoo? Or three? So, although I absolutely get it, I just can't quite condone a nakey picture on my blog.
I apologize that my conservativeness is getting in the way of your licentia poetica. But when all is said and done, I am--irrevocably--a square.
I hope you don't hold it against me . . .
Uh, a grudge, I mean. I hope you don't hold a grudge against me. I wasn't talking about holding anything else against me.