I am a square

Dear Former Follower #60,

I'm sorry I had to block you, but your picture was shockingly inappropriate for my tame little blog.  I like to write about my pets, I rant about grammar . . . now and then I'll post some feedback on a Current Event.  Nakedness just doesn't go, if you know what I mean.

Don't get me wrong.  I'm all about Shock Effect, and I love the unexpected just as much as the next guy.  Who'da thought Winnie Cooper (that's me) would ever get a tattoo?  Or three?  So, although I absolutely get it, I just can't quite condone a nakey picture on my blog.

I apologize that my conservativeness is getting in the way of your licentia poetica.  But when all is said and done, I am--irrevocably--a square.

I hope you don't hold it against me . . .

Uh, a grudge, I mean.  I hope you don't hold a grudge against me.  I wasn't talking about holding anything else against me.

Sigh.