Things I'd never done until I moved to Ohio

For the most part, these sentences begin with the phrase, "Until I moved to Ohio, I had never . . . ." It doesn't always work out grammatically, and I know if each item is supposed to be a continuation of that phrase then they shouldn't be capitalized, but what are we . . . grammar freaks or something?

• Been to a Wal-Mart.
• Pumped my own gas.
• Driven a tractor.
• Cut the grass.
• Eaten a pierogie.
• Eaten cabbage and noodles.
• Been to a bacon roast.
• Eaten bacon roasted over a fire.
• Been sledding. (I've been innertubing, skiing, snowshoeing)
• Seen an amish person
• . . . driving a buggy.
• Created a new landscaping plan
• . . . and did a pretty darn good job
• Chosen the color and painted a room.
• Laid down stick-'em flooring on top of linoleum.
• Bought a house.
• Gained weight, lost it, gained it back.
• Adopted a dog.
• Adopted 2 dogs.
• Nursed a cat back to health.
• Driven on ice.
• Owned a brand new car.
• Commuted 45 miles in 45 minutes.
• Seen a firefly.
• Lived with a dalmation.
• Been to Kelley's Island.
• Been to Niagra Falls.
• Hitch-hiked a golf cart.
• Used an ab lounger.
• Started a recycling program.
• Walked in a lightning storm.
• Had a bonfire at my house.
• Had my pits waxed (will do again).
• Had my legs waxed (will never do again).
• Paid off a credit card.
• Hosted Christmas dinner.
• Realized I like the rain.
• Married a martyr.
• Almost killed a deer.
• Killed a chipmunk
• . . . and a squirrel (with my car).
• Felt humidity.
• Wrote an obituary.
• Screamed like a little girl over a mouse.
• Seen a wolf spider
• . . . or a wood boring bumblebee.
• Been to West Virginia.
• Gone white water rafting.
• Used a bathroom with fuzzy wallpaper.
• Went swimming in Lake Erie.
• Went skinny-dipping in Lake Erie.
• Painted a laminate windowsill.
• Owned a laminate windowsill.
• Removed wallpaper to paint.
• Steam cleaned shag carpet.
• Eaten edamame (roasted).
• Seen a herd of seagulls chillin' in the road.
• Seen a goose truckin' down the road!
• Compared myself to Winnie Cooper
• . . . knew that was spot-on.
• Eaten spaghetti squash.
• Been to Alaska.
• Flown First Class.
• Compromised about money.
• Fought about money.
• Shared money.
• Watched fireworks from my back yard.
• Watched a hotair balloon from my back yard.
• Stolen wildflowers from the side of the road.

And finally! Until I moved to Ohio, I had never:

• Thought of myself as a hillbilly!